I asked my Kiwi mate how many sexual partners he’d had, he started counting and then drifted off to sleep.A bloke’s son fell asleep at a party, so...for a laugh they decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his face? His wife went fucking mental when she looked in his cot!A man goes into the local corner deli. When the clerk, a very buxom young girl, asks if she can get him anything, he leans over and whispers “Is it true that you give hand jobs in the back room?” “Why yes, sir” the. Flipping on the directional, I swerved my car into a severe U-turn. Cars around me honked. Wheels squealed. Drivers cursed -- I think they did anyway. It's hard to tell since my windows are raised. The turn completed, and my car firmly positioned in traffic, I headed for home. The safety of home. The safety of my sane, quiet, loving husband. NO! I had to do this! I had to see what will happen if I were to encounter this man again. My marriage is solid, loving and not in danger of disharmony. I. . just like Christian and most teenage boys going through puberty, he was curious about all things sexual and spent a lot of his time on the internet watching porn.The first day of practice had finally came and Daniel was petrified.. he didn't know what he was doing and didn't want to be there. He spent most of the day being ridiculed by Christian and the other k**s. "Fat fuck, if you drop the ball one more time i'm gonna send you to get me a BBQ sandwhich, something you might actually be good. The guys I hung and drank with were all older, by a lot. I was 23 at the time. I was drinking with my 3 favorite guys on a Monday night (always a bad thing) when I was scheduled to fly out on Tuesday evening. Always a lot of sex talk and innuendo. Somewhere in the chatter about which one of them had the biggest cock I said something like 'Why not let me be the judge?' or something close to it. Which turned into us all figuring Max's place was closest and we could have some fun on out last.
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